Just some light humor | ADHD Information

Funny stuff for parents of boys

For those with no children - this is hysterical

For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.

For those who have children this age, this is not funny.

For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.

For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.

Things I've learned from my Boys (honest):

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to

fill a 2000 sq.ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and

run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200

adults in a restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the

motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing

Batman underwear and a Superman cape.

It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can

can spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft.room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the

ceiling fan is on.

When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the

ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a

baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't

stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words

uh oh; it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and

lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even

though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of

a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same

sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool

you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCRs do not eject PB sandwiches even though TV

commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on;

plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response

time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not

make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox

and brake fluid.

25.) Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends,

with or wihtout kids.

ok, i have a sick sence of humor, but it did lighten my day a little.OH no!!!! i'm 23 weeks pregnant with a BOY.....my husband AND myself, we both have AD/HD...and we know its heriditary........sonya_h38423.6952430556don't worry, I'm pretty sure (hopefully) these are just jokes, i have 5 kids, 3 boys and although they are difficult, they have yet to try any of these behaviors. they are funny at best, not dangerous. i just hope they didn't get this e-mail too. then they may try! oh gee, now I'm scared congratulations!!!!!