Why the chicken did cross the road? | ADHD Information

my friend's six year old had a joke book and was reading all the "why did the chicken cross the road" jokes out --- he got to about the fourth one when his little four-year  old brother (probably bored with his older brother) decided to join in and suddenly butted in with:

"why did the piece of cake cross the road?"
"to smash your face in!"

i couldn't stop laughing for ages......  it was just so surprising and then he continued with more and more random ones - i was crying with laughter by the end.

i guess you had to be there. 

but it was hysterical!  far better than any jokes in the joke book.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cuz he saw David-o walking down the street

j/k  Love ya

 Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

   *DR. PHIL:*

   The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that
   he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road
   before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road.
   What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by
not
   taking on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.

   *OPRAH:*

   Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which
   is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having
   the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a
part
   of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just
   drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the
   chickens.


   *GEORGE W BUSH:*

   We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just
want
   to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The
   chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground
here.


   *COLIN POWELL:*

   Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite
   image of the chicken crossing the road...


   *ANDERSON** COOPER - CNN:*

   We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet
   been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.


   *JOH N KERRY:*

   Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now
   against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about
   the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain
   against it.


   *NANCY GRACE:*

   That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can
   see it in his eyes and the way he walks.


   *PAT BUCHANAN:*

   To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.


   *MARTHA STEWART:*

   No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I
   had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when
the
   price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any
insider
   information.


   *DR SEUSS:*

   Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes,
   the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been
told.


   *ERNEST HEMINGWAY:*

   To die in the rain. Alone.


   *JERRY FALWELL:*

   Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain
   truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other
   side." That's why they call it the "other side." Yes, my friends,
   that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become
   gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this
   abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly
   harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be
   crossing the road. It's as plain and simple as that!


   *GRANDPA:*

   In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
   Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
enough.


   *BARBARA WALTERS:*

   Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to
   the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of
how
   it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to
accomplish
   its life long dream of crossing the road.


   *JOHN LENNON:*

   Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in
   peace.


   *ARISTOTLE:*

   It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.


   *BILL GATES:*

   I have just released eChicken2006 , which will not only cross
roads,
   but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
   check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
This
   new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^( C
   .reboot.


   *ALBERT EINSTEIN:*

   Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move
beneath
   the chicken?


   *BILL CLINTON:*

   I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your
definition
   of chicken?


   *AL** GORE:*

   I invented the chicken!


   *COLONEL SANDERS:*

   Did I miss one?