Why the chicken did cross the road? | ADHD Information
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my friend's six year old had a joke book and was reading all the "why did
the chicken cross the road" jokes out --- he got to about the fourth
one when his little four-year old brother (probably bored with
his older brother) decided to join in and suddenly butted in with:
"why did the piece of cake cross the road?"
"to smash your face in!"
i couldn't stop laughing for ages...... it was just so surprising
and then he continued with more and more random ones - i was crying
with laughter by the end.
i guess you had to be there.
but it was hysterical! far better than any jokes in the joke book.
chjones38988.3544444444
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cuz he saw David-o walking down the street
j/k Love ya![](smileys/smiley4.gif)
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
*DR. PHIL:*
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that
he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road
before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road.
What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by
not
taking on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.
*OPRAH:*
Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which
is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having
the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a
part
of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just
drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the
chickens.
*GEORGE W BUSH:*
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just
want
to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The
chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground
here.
*COLIN POWELL:*
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite
image of the chicken crossing the road...
*ANDERSON** COOPER - CNN:*
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet
been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
*JOH N KERRY:*
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now
against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about
the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain
against it.
*NANCY GRACE:*
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can
see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
*PAT BUCHANAN:*
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
*MARTHA STEWART:*
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I
had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when
the
price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any
insider
information.
*DR SEUSS:*
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes,
the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been
told.
*ERNEST HEMINGWAY:*
To die in the rain. Alone.
*JERRY FALWELL:*
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain
truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other
side." That's why they call it the "other side." Yes, my friends,
that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become
gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this
abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly
harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be
crossing the road. It's as plain and simple as that!
*GRANDPA:*
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
enough.
*BARBARA WALTERS:*
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to
the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of
how
it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to
accomplish
its life long dream of crossing the road.
*JOHN LENNON:*
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in
peace.
*ARISTOTLE:*
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
*BILL GATES:*
I have just released eChicken2006 , which will not only cross
roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
This
new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^( C
.reboot.
*ALBERT EINSTEIN:*
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move
beneath
the chicken?
*BILL CLINTON:*
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your
definition
of chicken?
*AL** GORE:*
I invented the chicken!
*COLONEL SANDERS:*
Did I miss one?